dannichangirl

My favorite song from The Great Muppet Caper, if it was done in the Burtonian Universe where Kermit wasn't born, but the Muppets--I mean, the puppets who are the Muppets in most other universes still met and became friends, cause happy endings are always the best. A couple things may be different, but who cares? It's still fun. Anyway, here you go. (Scene: The dilapidated Happiness Hotel, London, England. The eccentric Whatever puppet known as Gonzo and his best friend Fozzie Bear, on a mission to solve the mystery of a jewel heist, come across it. Fozzie is deeply unimpressed.) Fozzie: "If this is the happy hotel, I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like." Gonzo: "You and me both, Foz." (The two enter the Happiness Hotel, and it's even worse on the inside than it is on the outside. It looks like a room at the Rohr Manor haunted house they went to last year. They notice a puppet sleeping at the front desk. The two approach.) Gonzo: "Excuse me?" (The puppet, a sort of elderly,